YEARS OF TAKING STEROIDS HAVE TAKEN THE TOLL ON MR. AMERICA AKA AS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. THE VOTERS SENT HIM AN OVERWHELMING DEFEAT YESTERDAY.   AS WE READ IT AT THE NEW BOSTON TEA PARTY, ANULD AS HE PRONOUNCES HIS NAME IS "TERMINATED". THE ONE TIME CALIFORNIA MOVIE AND POLITICAL HERO FINALLY MET HIS MATCH, THE TAXPAYERS OF THE GOLDEN STATE. THE TAXPAYERS FINALLY RAN OUT OF GOLD. THE GOVERNATOR IS NOW CONTEMPLATING CHANGING CAREERS. HE BELIEVES THAT ONLY A SURGEON CAN SOLVE CALIFORNIA'S 25 BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET DEFICIT. HIS FIRST ACTION WEDNESDAY MORNING WAS TO SIGN UP ON LINE WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX. HE ENROLLED IN THE DOCTORATE PROGRAM AND CHOSE SURGERY AS HIS MAJOR. IMMEDIATELY HE SHOWED UP AT THE VIRTUAL ONLINE LAB, SIGNED IN AND ASKED FOR THE LARGEST SCALPEL IN INVENTORY.  HE INSTRUCTED THEM TO  PLEASE SHIP TO SACREMENTO VIA PRIORITY ONE DAY MAIL.  LET'S SEE IF ANULD CAN HANDLE THE BLADE AS EFFICIENTLY AS HE HANDLED THOSE MOVIES HE STARRED IN WHERE HE WAS A PROFICIENT HANDLER OF THE GATLING GUN.


To keep you abreast of the tally, Voters approved just one of the six propositions, a measure prohibiting pay raises for lawmakers and other state elected officials during deficit years. Political observers say Schwarzenegger and lawmakers will have little choice but to go after even politically sacred programs such as schools. UP TO NOW THE TEACHERS UNION PULLED OUT ALL STOPS. CAN THEY CONTINUE TO DO SO? OR IS it HASTA LA VISTA BABY!