HONEY, "GET THE WHEEL BARROW" WE ARE GOING SHOPPING
THIS IS NO JOKE! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY SHOPPING DUTY. PAST MARCHING ORDERS FROM THE BETTER HALF ARE WELL SCRIPTED. "WARM UP THE CAR HONEY, BRING IT AROUND BY THE FRONT DOOR, BEEP ONCE AND I WILL COME OUT." THIS TIME SHE IS PLAYING A DIFFERENT TUNE. BEFORE YOU WARM UP THE CAR YOUR SPOUSE REMINDS YOU TO FILL THE LARGE SUITCASE WITH STACKS OF DOLLARS. AND OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU BEEP, THE WIFE COMES OUT THE FRONT DOOR AS USUAL. LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING ON A LONG JOURNEY. WHAT A NICE LOOKING SUITCASE, PLASTIC WHEELS AND ALL. ANYWAY, BY NOW YOU GET THE PICTURE, THE SUITCASE HAS TAKEN THE PLACE OF A WHEEL BARROW FROM DAYS GONE BY.
WHY NO WHEELBARROW? YOU SEE THE MEXICANS ALWAYS CAME WITH A WHEEL BARROW WHEN THE DID THE GARDENING, NO NEED FOR THE WELL TO DO AMERICANS TO HAVE ONE. BUT THOSE AMERICANS HAVE PLENTY OF SUITCASE WHICH ACCOMPANIED THEM ON THOSE LAVISH VACATIONS, IRONICALLY TO MEXICO. A YEAR AGO, IT TOOK A LOT LESS MONEY TO BUY THE WEEKLY STUFF THAN IT DOES NOW. RUNAWAY INFLATION BECAME HYPERINFLATION AND THE PRICE OF GOODS WAS OFF TO THE RACES. THE AMOUNT OF DOLLARS NECESSARY FOR A WEEKS BIT OF GROCERIES USE TO FIT IN A WALLET, THEN IT TOOK A PURSE, THEN AN Attaché CASE, THEN A LARGE BRIEFCASE. AS INFLATION ROARED ITS UGLY HEAD SO DID THE SIZE OF THE CONTAINER NECESSARY TO TRANSPORT IT.
AMERICANS ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COMING DISASTER? INFLATION TERMITES ARE BEGINNING TO EAT AWAY AT YOUR HARD EARNED WEALTH, THIS INFLATION BUG IS A THREAT TO YOUR FINANCIAL HEALTH. YOU CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS HIDDEN INSIDE OF THE BOWELS OF THE SOCIALIST MACHINE RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT. DO YOU GET THE PICTURE NOW? THINK OF THIS WARNING AS AN X RAY OR CATSCAN INTO YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE. YOU SEE WHAT IS COMING, BE PREPARED TO ACT ON THE DIAGNOSIS. SECURE YOUR FUTURE NOW BECAUSE TOMORROW MAYBE TOO LATE. GOLD, SILVER, ANY PRECIOUS METALS MAYBE YOUR ONLY ALTERNATIVE IN SURVIVING THE HYPERINFLATION ONSLAUGHT. REMEMBER THE DOLLAR IS ON TRACK TO BECOME THE MOST RECOGNIZED WALLPAPER OF THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY.
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WHY NO WHEELBARROW? YOU SEE THE MEXICANS ALWAYS CAME WITH A WHEEL BARROW WHEN THE DID THE GARDENING, NO NEED FOR THE WELL TO DO AMERICANS TO HAVE ONE. BUT THOSE AMERICANS HAVE PLENTY OF SUITCASE WHICH ACCOMPANIED THEM ON THOSE LAVISH VACATIONS, IRONICALLY TO MEXICO. A YEAR AGO, IT TOOK A LOT LESS MONEY TO BUY THE WEEKLY STUFF THAN IT DOES NOW. RUNAWAY INFLATION BECAME HYPERINFLATION AND THE PRICE OF GOODS WAS OFF TO THE RACES. THE AMOUNT OF DOLLARS NECESSARY FOR A WEEKS BIT OF GROCERIES USE TO FIT IN A WALLET, THEN IT TOOK A PURSE, THEN AN Attaché CASE, THEN A LARGE BRIEFCASE. AS INFLATION ROARED ITS UGLY HEAD SO DID THE SIZE OF THE CONTAINER NECESSARY TO TRANSPORT IT.
AMERICANS ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COMING DISASTER? INFLATION TERMITES ARE BEGINNING TO EAT AWAY AT YOUR HARD EARNED WEALTH, THIS INFLATION BUG IS A THREAT TO YOUR FINANCIAL HEALTH. YOU CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS HIDDEN INSIDE OF THE BOWELS OF THE SOCIALIST MACHINE RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT. DO YOU GET THE PICTURE NOW? THINK OF THIS WARNING AS AN X RAY OR CATSCAN INTO YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE. YOU SEE WHAT IS COMING, BE PREPARED TO ACT ON THE DIAGNOSIS. SECURE YOUR FUTURE NOW BECAUSE TOMORROW MAYBE TOO LATE. GOLD, SILVER, ANY PRECIOUS METALS MAYBE YOUR ONLY ALTERNATIVE IN SURVIVING THE HYPERINFLATION ONSLAUGHT. REMEMBER THE DOLLAR IS ON TRACK TO BECOME THE MOST RECOGNIZED WALLPAPER OF THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY.
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Germany, 1923: banknotes had lost so much value that they were used as wallpaper.
A 500 billion Yugoslav dinar banknote circa 1993, the largest nominal value ever officially printed in Yugoslavia, the final result of hyperinflation. Photo courtesy of National Bank of Serbia (www.nbs.rs)


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