The fall season is upon us once again, but this season is different from the ones past. As the mighty oak anticipates winter it readies itself in the fall. The oak gets rid of its excess baggage by precipitously relieving itself of the ACORNS. And as nature gives, it also take away. The little acorns are being rapidly ravaged by the conservative squirrels who are storing them away for a long and cold winter in Obama land. And to top it all off,  this acorn season has been prolific, one after another these future oaks are rolling into the streets only to be crushed by the anti-green machines. Hey Bertha, don't go outside and stand under an oak tree, you might just get some of your own medicine. A bump on the head and more. And an expanded definition of "your own medicine" let us muse for a moment, they are muggings, mob violence, rabble rousing, precipitating altercations, voter harassment and that kind of thing. By the way we have enclosed a picture of your babies being crushed, this is a sign of the times.

The majority of the TEA PARTY PATRIOTS and last but not least THE MAJORITY OF AMERICAN TAXPAYERS are glad to see your fall from grace.   But please do not be so melancholy, your cohorts at SEIU have a place for you; the next cubee with a desk invariably made out of crushed acorns.  This is America, what a great place for recycling careers. Just ask you friend Van, he will give you a heads up or perhaps a tutorial on resume writing. Wait one second, we forgot that you must know a whole lot about acorns, perhaps a local arborist will find a slot for you in his/her planting department. Once again we hope to see some green shoots come spring.