The major gamble by the Obama administration and the left wing progressive zealots out to destroy this country is unfolding behind closed doors of the Senate and House Chambers. Do not believe for one moment that the new Public Option health care plan will be good for you. If you have ever been to the Super Bowl, the World Series, the Final Four, the National Championship, your doctor's waiting room, a hospital emergency room or the line for a new Apple I phone, one does not have to be blind to see the queue before you if this new socialist, forced down your throat plan becomes law. 

But don't despair, under the new health care protocol, citizens in need of health care will be allowed to hire stand-ins until their number is called. Because the wait will be long, a ticket machine will dispense numbers to those seeking care, these tickets can be sold to others who have the funds to enable them to move up in line. Those who need immediate attention can buy tickets from the entrepreneur who just showed up, got a ticket, did not need any care, but decided to be a reseller. And the illegal alien without a job can become a stand-in for the sick person waiting for treatment. Don't worry about deportation, the officials have given you amnesty as long as you are in a health care provider venue. You lucked out again. Just think for a moment, because the lines will be so long, sign up for a college course in medicine on your wi-fi notebook, become an online student while you wait, get a doctorate while you are in the doctor's office and to boot, the government will loan you the funds. By the way, did you know that it will cost you nothing, the government is taking over the student loan program and if you go into public service, the loan is forgiven. Of course everyone knows that all able and available persons will be working for the government in years to come.

 Tickets, buy tickets here, Get your health care tickets.  Press one for heart surgery, press two for hip replacement, press three for deathcare, press four for burial insurance.


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If the illegal can afford insurance after the plan takes place, why don't they buy it now?