HEY Progressives, a suggestion, on Black Friday, go to your favorite electronics store, while there pick up a GPS; turn it on, click on "find places", enter 'restaurants' and presto, you will be given you directions to the nearest SOUP KITCHEN. Don't think that this can't happen to you. The trickle up theory is at work and growing. Official unemployment figures set to break the 11% mark.

The market value of your McMansion still going down? No more equity in the castle, real estate taxes going up? Call your Obama Man. His address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. While there you can take a few steps to the Capitol and pay a visit to two socialist thugs, one form Connecticut, Senator Chris Dodd  

the other from Massachusetts, Congressman Barney Frank. Although Chris can't call up his old buddy Angelo, he may have a direct line to the banking community. See he has been at work shaking them down for more re-election funding. And we would be remiss in not mentioning that some of the banks are actually owned by the Government, similar to Government Motors (GM).  And the FHA is also there to provide assistance in these dire times. These guys are more than anxious to help all comers. Refinancing is their forte. No job, no down payment, YOU QUALIFY! And Barney, what a guy, he will make a call to the head of the FHA, see he has a direct line, and force them to give you the VIP treatment.  No down payment, no problem. They will give you a cash advance of 10% based on the  new market value of your castle. This is mandatory, as a down payment for your refinancing. Payment terms are very liberal too, 100 year amortization with no interest. Aren't those liberal socialist progressives great? Real people, the salt of the earth types. To them money grows on trees, like the mighty Oak, they never stop giving, money to them is like ACORNS continually created out of thin air. Let us not forget to remind you, these two goons are solely responsible for the lax mortgage standards and liberal bank regulations that got us into this mess. Remember who bears responsibility in November 2010. Joe Wilson said it right when he yelled out  That is a very polite way of describing these two socialists.

All kidding aside, if you are sick and tired of partying with the "poopers", we welcome you to "The New Boston Tea Party". It is coming to your neighborhood. Be the first to join; start a local Tea Party in your "hood". Click on the Tea Party Patriots http://teapartypatriots.org/ or Freedomworks http://www.freedomworks.org/. In Connecticut there are several organizations that are allied with the Tea Party Patriots, the main group is http://www.thehartfordteapartypatriots.com/, Other groups include the Connecticut Patriot Alliance, http://ctpatriotalliance.com/, Right Principles http://www.rightprinciples.com/.