Please do not sit down, you will be sitting on a tax (tacks). Please do not breathe you will be taxed for breathing, Please do not walk, you will pay a walking tax and Please die, so we can collect a death tax. WE WARNED YOU. AMERICA'S YOUTH, WE WARNED YOU EARLY ON.  Please heed our advice, join our REVOLUTION. The Youth have been the main weapon of all past Revolutions. Join us, your future is at stake. Be part of the Tea Party Revolution. If you don't join our Revolution, you will be TAXED TO DEATH. Your future is not in your hands, it has been stolen by the SOCIALISTS running our government. However, you still have time; you can make a difference. Join THE NEW BOSTON TEA PARTY. Participate in the movement. Stop the DEBT TRAIN before it derails the United States. 
Cut taxes, cut the size of government, weed out fraud, stimulate don't suffocate the economy. That is our message.