GLOBAL WARMERS FOUND FROZEN IN HOUSTON TEXAS
Check the Weather Channel. This is not a Fox News Story. National news outlets first brought this to our attention. Global Warmers were blind sided when the Winter struck the Lone Star State with a vengeance. When asked for an explanation the Warmers reiterated that due to their emails being compromised they had none.
A typical Houston Winter Scene
The Warmers tried fleeing the grasp of the Nations first cold wave. However, their green machine powered by a combination of ethanol and biofuel froze solid in the tank. Houston's most benevolent citizenry came to their aid, but to their dismay, the Warmers refused any help. The Warmers made one last call to Home Base, only to find the lines down due to severe icing. Not to be deterred, the Warmers pulled out their computer models which correlated with the Farmers Almanac. These had predicted equatorial type temperatures for early December. The next day, we are sorry to say, the Warmers were found frozen to death, still seated in their green machines, with that icy glare on their faces.
The advice from TNBTP is direct and to the point. "To the remaining Warmers, for old times sake, we can spare you the embarassment of more ice on your face. We suggest taking your next Winter Vacation in a more hospitable environment. May we suggest visiting HELL; it will be a long time before it freezes over. "
A typical Houston Winter Scene
The Warmers tried fleeing the grasp of the Nations first cold wave. However, their green machine powered by a combination of ethanol and biofuel froze solid in the tank. Houston's most benevolent citizenry came to their aid, but to their dismay, the Warmers refused any help. The Warmers made one last call to Home Base, only to find the lines down due to severe icing. Not to be deterred, the Warmers pulled out their computer models which correlated with the Farmers Almanac. These had predicted equatorial type temperatures for early December. The next day, we are sorry to say, the Warmers were found frozen to death, still seated in their green machines, with that icy glare on their faces.
The advice from TNBTP is direct and to the point. "To the remaining Warmers, for old times sake, we can spare you the embarassment of more ice on your face. We suggest taking your next Winter Vacation in a more hospitable environment. May we suggest visiting HELL; it will be a long time before it freezes over. "
Posted by THENEWBOSTONTEAPARTY at 12/4/2009 6:49 PM 
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