As reported by the Massachusetts Tea Party Patriots, the Coakley Ship, after being hit by an iceberg named Obama,  is sinking faster than the Titanic.The ship, while docked in Boston, was hit by an iceberg on Sunday and immediately began to list when President Obama took the helm.  Many of its passengers immediately resorted to jumping overboard. However, all is not lost, the LTC Brown Schooner has gotten the SOS call. They are rushing to the scene and have agreed to extend a life raft to those who seek political asylum.