Punxhutawney Phil saw his Shadow yesterday and predicted 6 more weeks of winter. However, the stove piped gentlemen of Pennsylvania, in light of the largest shadow ever cast in the Keystone State (think pipeline) reinterpreted what Phil had to say and low and behold Phil was right on, HE PREDICTED 6 MORE YEARS OF WINTER; of course he was talking about the economy. The reason for his prediction was two fold; moochers on the GROUND are HOGGING everything and secondly moochers (AKA Socialists) in Congress are giving the ground hogging moochers what they asked for. REVOLUTION IS THE SOLUTION

Groundhog Club handler John Griffiths holds Punxsutawney Phil, the weather prognosticating groundhog, during the 126th celebration of Groundhog Day on Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney on Thursday, Feb. 2, 2012. Phil saw his shadow, forecasting six more weeks of winter weather. (Associated Press -- Gene J. Puskar)