Saturday, 27 August, 2016

11:15  AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana,

and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment

2:30  PM

Group Voter Registration

for Undocumented Immigrants

(No I.D. Required)

4:00  PM

Flag Burning Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN

4:15  PM

Address on “Being the Real You”

by Caitlyn Jenner and  Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP 

4:30  PM

“How to Bank $200 Million as

a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”

Hillary Clinton 

4:45  PM

“How to have a successful career without

ever having a job,and still avoid  paying taxes!”

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00  PM

Medal of Freedom Presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal

Presented by Baltimore & Ferguson  Alternative Shoppers

5:30  PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45  PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

7:00 PM

Study Session on “How to remove the name

ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL”

8:30  PM

The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting

General vote on re-branding

“Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00  PM

“Liberal Bias in Media

– How we can make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington

 

Post and the New York Times with Guest

 

Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15  PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters

still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

10:00  PM

Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server

While Serving in A Cabinet Post

and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

Hosted by Hillary Clinton