Tales of the Krypt have some revealing news; Crypto is flat on its ass. The Dow too, fell 1500 points, or there abouts, the last two days. If this ain’t the beginning of the Bear Market, what is?

However, the world is not entirely falling apart; Gold, you know, that worthless metal that has been around for years, shot up $25 an ounce today. And OMG, the dollar has been on a rage. Guess those foreigners want the Green Back.

“Specie (gold and silver coin) is the most perfect medium because it will preserve its own level, because having intrinsic and universal value, it can never die in our hands, and it is the surest resource of reliance in time of war.”  – Thomas Jefferson

But don’t forget the  price of oil, a gusher indeed, $110 a barrel. Thank you Joe for those $10 a gallon gas prices. Tell you what Branden,  America wishes for you to shove it up your G-ass. And BTW a lube job awaits you in November. 

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Gas stations in Washington state have adjusted their

pumps to display double-digit gas prices, according to a report.

But things aren’t is bad as they seem, yet. Forecasts, by some of the worlds renowned economists, those  who carpet the fake media networks, predict a recession. Not good Joe. However, if you think things are worse now, just wait, new predictions, especially those from Yale University’s brightest ECONIMISTS, will brighten your day. They say that recession is imminent, but it will be over by the end of 2024 and you will be long gone by then.  Hallelujah!

In the mean time, the Dow is to shed another 5000 points, Bitcoin, $20,000 large; gold is also predicted to take a dive, but we disagree. So where to put your money? Cash is always King.