First it was Silicon Valley Bank, then Signature joined the parade, but not to be outdone was First Republic. BTW all of these banks were depositories for the liberal creed. And low and behold, these venture capital types decided to withdraw all at once, $30 large (yeah, billion) exited SVB in a second. Wow, that is some coitus interruptus action.

No better script could not have been written for these dumpster fires. Yeah, nobody lost any money except the suckers who bough their stock. The depositors, mostly hedge fund types, including VC firms, and unicorns were made whole by Uncle Sam.

But for heaven sakes we can’t understand the froth on Wall Street; the market keeps going up. What is the cause of such ebullition? Speculative fever we put forth. Can’t be anything else. The economy is tanking, inflation sticky, liberals, with dispatch destroying he country, China, Russia and Iran, having their way. Add to the list the Hunter Biden Family Business affair.

Last but not least, the Israel countdown to destroying Iran’s nuclear capabilities is only months away.   They will strike when their existential enemy is asleep at the wheel, sort of like the Yom Kipper disaster.

Chalk all this up to Branden. Doing such a wonderful job, says he will be counting Easter Eggs for years to come. Apparently he flunked math, can’t add or subtract – we know this because his approval rating is down in the doldrums; last time we looked, he was rated in the 35% level.  Maybe he is blind too along with not being able to read. That means 65% said he was doing a lousy job. We agree, but give him a BIG FAT ZERO.  

Trump gave him a new moniker, CORRUPT JOE BIDEN.