So they found the Peruvian Lady in the White House. No fooling! This called into action the Secret Service; their Mission was to determine how she got in. From past experience it is obvious. She was able to make it through security by entering the BACK DOOR – you fools, why no security there?
A hand shake was all that was needed to accomplish the task. The Cocaine Hunter slipped a few “C” notes to the valet, also laced with “Blow” so he would keep his eyes shut and mouth closed.
Hunter kept a STASH there, available when visiting the Big Man, like every day for a fix. Both of them partied together. Joe took a liking to the stuff when he was holed up during his 2020 campaign. That explains why POTUS is such a BLOW, addicted to Nose Candy like his son. In this case it is “father like son, not son like father.
https://nypost.com/2023/07/04/hunter-biden-returns-from-camp-david-ahead-of-white-house-bbq-and-fireworks/