The latest twist down in the Peach Tree State is that the D.A. by the name of Fani Tillis, was going all in for the Prosecutor. Apparently, she draped him with more than $600k large. The word in field, according to informed sources, was that Ms. Tillis shagged Nathan Wade.

But the show must go on. Next up was the Baltimore mayor who resigned in haste. As the story goes, this malcontent played the payola game. She leaned hard on the Maryland Medical System to purchase her worthless tomes, cost $500,000. In the end, Ms. Catherine Pugh spend three years in the Iron Bar. Oh, we forgot to mention she lost her city pension, but was able to keep the state one.

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And another Slippery Critter, the State’s Attorney from Baltimore claimed hardship because of the pandemic. This Uppity Slut, by the moniker of Marilyn Mosby was taking home $247k large at the time. She made withdrawals on her pension plan in two reported withdrawals totaling upwards of $90k. And what did she do with the cash? Bought an eight-bedroom house near Disney World and a condo on the Gulf Coast. The jury has been chosen for the mortgage fraud she perpetuated; lying on a mortgage application is a no-no. They are making plans for her stay at the Iron Bar.

Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin was convicted on corruption charges in 2014. A federal jury decided that he was, indeed, guilty of 20 of 21 counts against him for accepted bribes, free trips and other gratuities from contractors in exchange for helping them secure millions of dollars in city work while he was in office, including right after Hurricane Katrina. Nagin isn’t alone, though, in his new distinction as a black politician who ran afoul of the law. The Dude filled his pockets to the tune of $500 large. “Massa” spent 8 years in the Iron Bar.