The moronic lunatic known by its venacular term, liberal progressive, can only be cured by a frontal labotomy which involves severing the nerve pathways from the frontal lobe—the largest section of the brain—from the other lobes.Perhaps an added procedure, such as a preorbital lithotomy will be necessary to cure the suffering vessel.

Whatever the Republicans, present, advise, suggest, plan, impliment, the labotomy creatures will be against. For this very reason, they have to be rounded up, like cattle, branded for their own sake, and then cattle prodded for their own good. There are no two ways about it.

This is not as painful as it looks, sedation will be administered beforehand to ameliorate the patient. After all, most are use to taking drugs. An experience like this is not uncommon, procedures similar to this have been utilized for centuries.