If anyone dares disagree with you, call them a racist, bigot, homophobe, or Islamophobe.

If they dare object, scream at them that they are out of order and to stop interrupting you.

Start shaking and crying, proclaiming how passionate you are about what you’re saying.

Do whatever you need to do to make yourself out to be the victim.

Now that you understand this playbook, watch New Brighton, Minnesota mayor Val Johnson follow this script: