The most repeated word at the White House yesterday was “SMELL”.
“What is that awful smell?”
” You know it smells like schitt!”
“OMG, you are right.”
“I wonder where it is coming from? Could it be the Oval Office?”
“I think so. I saw a HAZMAT TEAM headed that way.”
From the mouth of a reporter. “Did you see the FLY on the wall that escaped through the keyhole. What he revealed stunk to high heavens. The Oval Office is harboring a trailer truck load of illegal aliens. I think it has become a sanctuary office. This is foul smelling news. We must smear the front page with it. Get it out so others can protest. Just think of the White House becoming an OUTHOUSE.”