Church Schumer is holding a Dead Man’s Hand.

The legendary hand held by Wild Bill Hicock.

He thought it was a winning hand but to his surprise Jack McCall snuck up behind him and pulled the trigger. Hickok was shot in the back of the head.
We are not preaching violence but are comparing the story to Schumer’s predicament; he has nowhere to turn. AOC is breathing down his neck, one way or another he is on the verge of a Dr. Kevorkian style death. May he rest in peace. Our advice to Schumer, “get the f.ck out of town.”