THE AYATOLLA CAPON – MAY HE RIP

Rumors before he/she was chosen to be the new Head of Iran, replacing his missile obliterated father, talk circulated that he was devoid of the mechanics of ejaculation. Numerous testicle surgeries were performed but in the end the doctors announced the surgery was not successful.

The United States has not been fooled by this chicanery. Iran’s Elders knew this Pride afficiando, who carred the Rainbow Flag, was killed in the hit that took down his famiglia. So what did they do, they pronounced him the capo di tutti i capi. They did this because they were afraid of being the top ten on the Iran hit list That explains it,

But from sources inside the Mullah Nation, we hear that surgeons worked effortlessly to extract the lead that pierced the asshole to no avail. However, we learn from godly sources there will be an ample supply of goats to welcome the one day Ayatollah into heavenly bliss, GOD WILLING. ALLAHU AKBAR

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