The procession is in full bloom, yes that is true, finally the Ayatollah’s march to his final resting place is taking place.However, his gay son won’t make it to the funeral. The inside word is that half his face including his brain had been evaporated by an Israeli missile.

From what we hear his manhood also took a direct hit, no problem, this girlyman can now trans-form himself into a woman wearing a burqua. That way he can attend without drawing attention.

Ther march to Tehran is in full swing, where is Sirhan Sirhan when you need him?

But don’t be surprise if a lone wolf acts up by tossing an IED during the procession finishing the job.