The procession is in full bloom, yes that is true, finally the Ayatollah’s march to his final resting place is taking place. However, his gay son won’t make it to the funeral. The inside word is that half his face including his brain have been evaporated by an Israeli missile.

From what we hear his manhood has took a direct hit, no problem, this girlyman can now trans-form himself into a woman wearing a burqua. That way he can attend without drawing attention.

But don’t be surprise if a lone wolf acts up by tossing an IED during the procession finishing the job.