Please accept our humble apologies, we unfortunately distributed fake news. Our wild ass guess was incorrect. The perpetrator of yesterday’s carnage was named Khalid Masood. Masood, who died Wednesday after police shot him on Parliament grounds, was known to authorities and had a range of previous convictions for assaults, including grievous bodily harm, possession of offensive weapons and public order offenses.

Not far from the Tower of London, but within walking distance to Big Ben, Westminster and Parliament , London was brazenly attacked in broad daylight by a Jihadist bent on spreading the word of Allah; authorities have not revealed his  name but a wild ass guess would be inclined to say it most likely to be Mohammad, Mammoud, Abdullah, Yassin, Ahmed, Hamza or Youssef. Taken to a local hospital, the killer was pronounced dead a short time later. Latest count, four dead and more than 40 injured, seven of those are in critical condition.