Democrat despair covers the land due to the mug job they took on November 8. However, January may offer them some solace. Although many will be on the dole, medical insurance through the exchanges is available thanks to Obamacare. Overcoming their sense of grief will take thousands of visits to psychologists and brain surgeons. Frontal lobotomies and pre-orbital lychotomies are not out of the question.
The cause of their malady has been well known for many of years – they suffer from the worst disease known to man, socialism. There is no known cure other than death by guillotine. It’s a chronological disorder that metastasizes quicker than the zita virus.
For those who have yet stepped into the great divide, we say look out below. Two years from now a whole bunch of progressive Senate Democrats will be subject to more intense scrutiny by their subjects; 2008 will given them pause. Beware of snakes in the grass DINOs who change colors like a chameleon, telling you one thing but voting liberal once reelected. Bet your bottom dollar they will distance themselves from the Warren/Sanders/Clinton ideology. Ten out of twenty three up for reelection are from states that Trump won handily. This is a cause of concern for the wretched lot. Not only do they have to deal with double down Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for the next two years, but you can bet that President Trump will campaign for their opponent. A site to behold for sure.
If the Republicans can knock off six die-hard lunatics they will be in the driver’s seat. Sixty Republican Senators will push back on years of progressive in your face regulations, executive orders and bureaucratic largess. Two Thousand Eighteen can’t come quick enough.